BIG GIRL PANTIES

Welp, it's finally happened. White intellectuals didn't get what they wanted, and we have a reality TV star, slash bankrupt real estate impresario, as Commander-In-Chief. Black folks and poor folks and immigrant folks and lady folks and children folks and indigenous folks... have been chanting down the ISM forevah! Maybe this'll learn you. Tonight's episode is sparkling-red-wine-soaked-shoulder-shake to get your mind right, with backing vocals by A Tribe Called Quest and Solange. Take away? You can't emote for 4 years. It's time put on your big girl panties, one leg at a time, cause a safety pin just don't stick right.


#trashDAY - Second Sunday Pop-Up on Thine Ass

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